Phallic Ashtrays
The internet is a strange, scary place, but I'm proud that I get to call myself a part of it now. My hosting company provides a helpful statistics page that tells me everything I need to know about my own place in the sordid world wide web. The best feature is the one that lists all of the search engine key phrases to have led people to my site. Here are some examples:
"phallic ashtrays" - What did they think they were going to find when they typed that into google? If you come back here, whoever you are, please explain yourself. I hope you weren't disappointed.
"broken pelvis in elderly" - This does not make me feel good about myself.
"deep contusion" - This phrase has brought two seperate individuals to my site. Again, not good for my self esteem.
"peace race karl menzies" - This phrase has been searched twice as well. Karl: stop googling yourself.
"popovych hunter fight" - More detail here. Glad I could contribute.
But anyway, things have been going well on the giant treadmill so far. Two and a half weeks to go.
"phallic ashtrays" - What did they think they were going to find when they typed that into google? If you come back here, whoever you are, please explain yourself. I hope you weren't disappointed.
"broken pelvis in elderly" - This does not make me feel good about myself.
"deep contusion" - This phrase has brought two seperate individuals to my site. Again, not good for my self esteem.
"peace race karl menzies" - This phrase has been searched twice as well. Karl: stop googling yourself.
"popovych hunter fight" - More detail here. Glad I could contribute.
But anyway, things have been going well on the giant treadmill so far. Two and a half weeks to go.
6 Comments:
Hey doug ask Mr. Papadopoulos how Webster is doing. I loved his show. Did he get any bigger? After the indoor bike ridey thingy he should invent a stretching machine for pint sized tv actors. Penis, Penis, buttcrack, Karl Menzies, Elderly penis. More fodder for the google searchers. Boobs.
doug. I clicked on each ad 10 times. So that means you owe me 27.5cents next time I see you. Please don't forget, OK?
doug, saw on barry's site and heard from ryan about your accident. take heart go like hell when you get back.
mike at cyclotopia
Found your blog through Barry's.
I've ridden Larry's fancy rollers and treadmill machine, too. They're both pretty sweet inventions, as far as indoor training goes.
And I did click your ads, though I'm not sure what "Goooooogle" is.
Are they gonna hook you up with a System Six when you're back on the road?
Hey Doug, since I am bored at home like you I have plenty of time to click on ads. Do I get money like Tim? If so I will be clicking all day..........
You update this son of a bitch a lot more when you are broken. the lack of recent updates must mean you are back on the bike? let's hope so. we'll see you at tour de nez.
-RC
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